Sat 30th Janaury - Wigan Athletic

Yep,  I was right.  A really poor first half performance followed with a stunning Keates equaliser set this one up nicely.  Wave after wave of Walsall pressure followed and the Wigan goal somehow remained intact.  Andy Watson being the main culprit twice when scoring would have been easier and almost to order Wigan stole it. Stuart Barlow won it with his fifth goal in three games against the Saddlers and he is becoming a rival to David Reeves in the 'he always seem to score against us' stakes. 

Both goals were bad ones to lose but when Walker and Pointon both cost you a goal in the same ninety minutes then you probably realise that today wasn’t meant to be.  As for the rest of the game please refer to any Wigan v Walsall report you have ever read.

Lancaster Gate-gate gets another outing when England manager Glenn Hoddle upsets disabled people everywhere by suggesting they were meant to be like they were because of sins in a previous life. This is in direct contrast to Mr Hoddle’s own position being suddenly under threat because he’s been unable to keep schtum in this life and ended up having his very own David Icke moment.

Fulham and PNE both win again. I reckon that at the moment they could play each other and both would still win. PNE remind me of Chesterfield in our promotion season.

The Spireites put a big run together and almost ran out of time to finally blow up. They did though and Preston will hopefully be capable of doing the same thing. I’m not sure what their current form is exactly but they do seem to get results. I really wouldn’t be surprised if they put fifteen or twenty games together and took one of the automatic spots. In saying this they’ll lose on Saturday.

Fri 29th Janaury

All in all it’s been a quiet week on the football front.  Uncle Ray appears to be keeping his and the players heads down.  We have only managed one win in the league since Boxing Day and only the Auto-Thingy results have kept doubters from the door. 

It’s Pathetic Athletic tomorrow in the return fixture of the hellish afternoon that is forever Wigan away.  I really worry when Wigan are the opposition, with some justification I might add.  Even when we do get the better of them it is always a struggle and the result is usually the only thing of note to come out of a fixture with the Latics. 

Tomorrow I fear the worst.

Tue 27th January

The youth team beat their compatriots from Tottenham in the FA Youth Cup last night.  They’re obviously learning well from their senior club-mates as they also use the penalty shoot out to take the honours.  West Ham are next up so let’s hope they can do it again.

Sun 24th January

Annoying Man City fan and radio presenter Miles Barter felt he had to comment on yesterday’s game on his radio show this afternoon.  “Would anyone listening in Walsall like to phone up and thank Man City for boosting the Town’s economy ?”  and “I think Walsall were out of their depth yesterday” were two of his gems. 

I did wonder if his other listener found him quite as patronising and irritating as I did.  Remember that this is a man who has chosen to live in the Birmingham area.  An apprentice Brummie you might say. 

Remind me where exactly are you in the league, Mr Barter?

Sat 23rd January - Manchester City

Manchester City at home. No Rammell, no Green, no Porter though this could be a blessing, and no more Otta or Simpson. 

Basically we were down to the bare bones and if you were fit today and didn’t make the squad then perhaps it may be an idea to have a quiet word with your agent and fix up another club now.

I had great worries about this one. We froze at Maine Road and without our talismanic spearhead and leader Andy Rammell and still deprived of Richard Green I was worried that the same might happen again.  However, if we got it right, City would be thirteen points behind us and really struggling to make it past us come tea-time on May 8th. We obviously needed to take something from this but, for all the pressure on us, this was a game City simply dare not lose. 

A tight first half generated plenty of excitement with very few talking points as both defences controlled their respective areas of the pitch. Midfield was equally tight with both sides guilty of giving the ball away too often. Indeed the most notable point in the first 45 was the continual whinging of the Man City players and fans. Every decision that went against them was followed by a almost obligatory moan and an argument with the officials.  Indeed the only decision they didn’t appear to contest was the half time whistle although Jamie Pollock did raise his arm and appeal for whatever the ref was giving.

The second half was much more open with a pacy City side causing us plenty of problems, however I suspect that we were probably causing them even more. If only Rammell had been available for this one because he would have loved it. this was his kind of game. It must have been murder for him to sit in the stands and watch. 

And then it arrived.

The seconds hand had completed sixty eight laps of the clockface by the time Bescot erupted. I honestly can’t remember how the goal came about but trust me when I say that Andy Watson simply couldn’t miss from no more than a yard out following three or four attempts on goal by the Saddlers. With utter pandemonium going on all around them heaven only knows how Graydon and his players felt.

My immediate reaction was that if the score finished like this we would be top of the pile and that the following twenty two minutes were going to be a very long time to defend a lead. 

This was our chance. And frankly I was shitting myself at both thoughts.

Almost immediately reverting to our tried and trusted methods we looked to soak up everything City wanted to hit us with and defend our advantage but, for once, only managed it for only six minutes.  City hit the bar and the very irritating Jamie Pollock scored his first goal of the season. 

I was worried that having lost the initiative we may fold and lose the game but our now famous character and immense resilience again came to the fore and we not only held on for a point but could and maybe should have won it. Pingu, in particular, forcing a couple of magnificent saves from the City keeper.

In the end it finished all even at 1 - 1 in front of the biggest League attendance at Bescot. Over 9500 seeing a fine game between two very well matched sides and a final score that will probably suit us a lot more than it will our visitors. 

Elsewhere the mighty Villa lost at home to Fulham of the Second Division.  Yes Fulham of the Second Division.  So much for the English only policy, eh John. 

Tue 19th January - Brentford

So I’ve still never been to Brentford and seen us win. Not in normal time anyway. The boys did it again, with penalty drama and everything thrown into this one. 
 
On a bog of a pitch the Bees settled into their stride well before we even got going and could have been out of sight before half time. A catalogue of misses and Walker saves kept the game tied and goalless. It genuinely only looked a matter of time before we conceded but somehow we got to the dressing room level.
 
The second half was a different story as a much improved Saddlers performance saw us take control of the game. The longer the game went the more at ease the back four became and the more regular the chances came. 
 
With nine minutes left Wrack went on a run down the right, cut inside the full back took the ball to the bye-line and rounded the keeper. He then pulled the ball back for Rammell to score into an open goal. Well nearly. Rammell uncharactoristically blazed over somehow and the game moved into extra time. 
 
Ray was ultra cool at this point, eventually appearing from the stand to discuss tactics just as Ron Noades had finished his talk. Sixty seconds later Ray was back in his dug out with the boys ready to win the game. 
 
Substitute Wayne Thomas, on for Pingu, hit the post and extra time was really a case of will we win it here and now or are we going to need penalties?
 
The goal never came so it would have to be progress via the long way round. Walker saved the first and I think Watson, Pointon,  Thomas and Brissett converted for the mighty greens. I say I think because it’s bit difficult to tell who is taking it when your crossed fingers cover your closed eyes and you are holding a breath you took several minutes ago. How a grown man with a child can get so mixed up in a game between to obscure lower division teams is a question for tomorrow. 
 
I was too tense to worry about trivialities like that though. Walker saved the last Brentford penalty and we were through.  I took breath and untangled myself and unleashed a cry a “get in you bastard”. We were through. Don’t tell me that this competition doesn’t matter.

Mon 18th Jaunary

The weekend’s big game is very much on the backburner as we have to overcome Brentford tomorrow night in the Auto Windscreen Shield.  A much maligned competition that I for one don’t really care if we win it or not.  I only want to get to the poxy final. 
 
Everyone else can take the piss about Mickey Mouse Trophies and cardboard cut out crowds but a Wembley appearance is all that matters and until I've been there and bought the T-Shirt I’m all for this compo.

Sat 16th January

Northampton are not only incapable of keeping the ball on the pitch but are clearly equally incapable of keeping water off it. 
 
According to Radio WM the game is off, then on and finally off at around 10:45. Perhaps NTFC should concentrate more on the football side of things and less on annoying just about everyone.
 
League leaders and promotion rivals (now it’s been a while since I’ve been able to say that!) Fulham take a spanking at Maine Road as Manchester City enjoy a good day, winning 3 - 0.  Although the result damages Fulham it’s a bit of a mixed blessing for us because defeat today and next Saturday at Bescot would arguably have left City with far too much to do and effectively ended their interest in this campaign. 
 
Had they returned zero points from today and next week it would have left them requiring seventeen points to catch Fulham and fifteen behind us. Conversely, combining today's game with a win at Bescot next weekend would leave them nine behind the Londoners and seven to make up on us, which is obviously a very different story. Whether we need to win or avoid defeat is open to debate however the one this we can be sure of is that next Saturday is absolutely massive and Bescot will be bursting at it's seams. 
 
As an added bonus Chelsea win in injury time at home to Coventry and ensure that the vile can’t retake top spot on Monday night when they take on the hapless Everton Nil live on Sky.

Fri 15th January

A visit to Sixfields tomorrow and the chance to avenge last seasons miscarriage of justice. Marsh is in the paper tonight playing down the game but we all know that at about 2:45pm tomorrow he will be right up for this one. 

No scores to settle? My arse.

Mon 11th January

Mr Simpson returns to the graveyard of hope as his loan deal expires.  Apparently the neighbours are a bit short and need him back in the fold.  Well they can keep him for all I care.  Like Walter Otta, Simpson is probably better than our own current alternative but we should be able to find a better option from somewhere else.

Sun 10th January

I’ve just seen our goals on the telly and I have to say that Rammell’s goal was even better than I thought.  The defender just couldn’t believe that Sir Andy won the ball.  A fantastic goal.

Sat 9th January - Gillingham

A real tester today and the reverse fixture of the shock opening day win that truly got this season up & running. 
 
After taking the lead and extending it, we simply had to cross the winning line with this one. The confidence we would take from this would be huge and perhaps even the most sceptical and pessimistic of supporters (or me to be precise) would start to believe in us. 
 
Gillingham arrived at Bescot on the back of a seventeen game unbeaten run and had only lost twice since we ambushed them at their place on the opening day.  They are well organised, strong and as tight as a duck’s arse in defence. Basically the identikit Second Division promotion side. 
 
We however have a team spirit that is unbelievable and a manager that doesn’t need the money that Tony Pullis has frittered. Oh and we have Neil Pointon and Richard Green...usually. Suspended and injured respectively today, and they were big boots to fill.  
 
Surprisingly Ray handed a recall to the previously unavailable Mr Simpson and the expense of a very unlucky Jason Brissett.  Now I’m not one to question the great man on his decisions but this one really did baffle me.  Simpson is on his way out of here tonight and he still managed to get the nod over JB.  I didn't think Ray did short term-ism. Strange.
 
A dull first half ended with the Saddlers taking the lead when another fine passing move saw wolves legend and Chorley FC victim Vince Bartram pushing an Andy Rammell effort into the path of Darren Wrack who finished easily. Half time came and the questions being asked were;  Could we hold on?  and are we really a genuine promotion contending article?
 
Five minutes into the second period we had our answer.  Dean Keates ran through the Gills midfield, he could have gone down two or three times from heavy tackles but kept going and produced a wonderful reversed cross for Rammell to head home.  He had no right to win the header as he had to rise right over the defender’s shoulder but Rambo has no right to do most things he does. This was possibly the best goal we have scored at Bescot this season and Rambo, in front of his adoring people, loved it. His people, in front of Rambo,  also loved it. 
 
2-0 and three points? Not quite.
 
Gillingham hit back with John Hodge producing a fine cross for Patterson to pull one back and the last ten minutes were  utterly manic as the Gills continually piled forward whilst we were happy to sit deep and keep them out. 
 
Uncle Ray must have unbelievable faith in his back line to be willing to subject them to this much pressure but it worked again and we chalked up our first double of the season, put another three points between us and them and took a major confidence boost in the process.
 
A rather fine, rather tense but unbelievably enjoyable afternoon. Whisper it quietly, but we are on the march.

Thu 7th January

The ball with our number on has to be different to any other. 

Poxy Brentford away.

Perhaps we should enter all cup competitions under the name “are at home to Walsall”  as the chances of us ever getting a decent cup draw or even a home tie seem as remote as Robbie Keane being allowed to operate an all-in-one child friendly remote control box.

Tue 5th January - Luton Town

Now, had I been pushed to choose, I’d have probably wagered a fair penny on Auto Windscreen elimination tonight. 
 
I was convinced that both the Hatters and the law of averages would have been too much for us. A third consecutive away win at Kenilworth Road surely had to be asking too much? However the boys delivered again, returned to something like a bit of form and to be fair - once they got their noses in front - simply cruised it.
 
Granted Luton fielded a weakened side compared to our full strength outfit but to be honest they could have put both their sides out and we would still have won. Had the Hatters scored seven then I reckon we’d have got eight as we were always in command.
 
An early goal obviously helps though and it duly arrived via a fine run and cross from the recalled Jason Brissett and a tidy far post finish by cup specialist Andy Watson.  Had Walter Otta still been here then Watson probably wouldn’t have started but I guess when you get your chance you have to take it and Watson did precisely that. 
 
We then got a little bit sloppy and allowed Luton to get a foothold in the game for a while and although it was the only time all evening that they had the initiative they really should have made more of it.  Walker completely missed a cross and the centre back volleyed over from five yards out with an open goal at his mercy and Roper had to make two or three fantastic last ditch tackles to get us out of trouble.
 
However, as the half closed we regained our composure, nullified what Luton were doing and edged towards being comfortable again.
 
The second half began in exactly the same manner as the first did with the Saddlers finding the back of the net.  A neat one two between Wrack and Rambo ended with Dazzer volleying home at the near post, running around the back of the goal and high fiving with a childish idiot who takes this competition far too seriously.  Me,  and I got all too excited about it. 
 
I love wingers and if I had to pick my favourite current Walsall player then Dazzer would be fighting it out with the Ram. It’s a tight decision but Rammell probably just shades it.
 
Luton then managed to miss a penalty, which amazingly was the worst one seen this season - and remember we’ve seen some shockers - and essentially folded after that.
 
Wrack and Brissett ran amok down the flanks as we created and wasted a load of chances until the ever improving Keates lashed home a killer third with nine minutes left on the clock.
 
Game over and home and dry and happy and in the draw for the next round. We couldn’t ask for any more.

Mon 4th January

Mr Simpson forever endears himself to all Walsall fans by officially ruling himself out of tomorrow’s AWS fixture at Luton.  He's fully fit, however he doesn’t want to become cup tied as this may cause him a problem with finding & joining a new Club.

Given that after tomorrow night there will only 16 teams left in the competition, one of which will hopefully be us, I find this attitude both staggering and incredibly blinkered. Not least when he's already suggested he wasn't interested in dropping down a division.  

Perhaps he should save us all the bother, pack his boots, return to spiceworld and afford someone interested in the club with a chance that they might better appreciate. Indeed the sooner he goes, the sooner his agent can find him somwhere else.

Sat 2nd January - Burnley

As 1998 leaves us, so 1999 begins with a bit of a toughie. Turf Moor isn’t where I would have chosen to go after in iffy festive programme but given it’s the league computer who decides, then a trip to Burnley it was. 

In the end it ended in relatively dour stalemate as both sides generally cancelled each other out with the exception of the last ten minutes where both sides finally gave it a real go in search of maximum pointage. 

The recent record signing of Steve Davis (from Luton) and the acquisition of Graham Branch (from Stockport) clearly gave the home fans a lift and the atmosphere in their upgraded, rather smart but somewhat sterile ground was one of expectancy. 

I suspect that many of the locals assumed that we were there to make the numbers up and help usher in a new year for one of the divisions bigger boys. Fortunately, Ray and the boys clearly didn't see it that way however. 

Burnley dominated possession for long periods but defensively we remained strong and the sloppiness and mishaps from the previous two Christmas fixtures were forgotten in a well organised and disciplined performance.  Indeed Andy Watson almost won it with a volley following a Gary Porter flick-on but the assistant flagged for offside in a really tight decision. 

Burnley had chances to win the game late on but Walker rescued us a couple of times, particularly on one occasion with a brilliant double save from substitute Peter Swan. 

To be fair neither side deserved to lose. I’d have taken a point from here a fortnight ago but on reflection, it just felt like we needed to take the full three points from this one.  The wheels haven’t come off yet - far from it - but the confidence I had two weeks ago isn’t there at the moment.

Elsewhere, West Brom provide the shock of the FA Cup 3rd Round in managing to lose at Bournemouth by just a solitary goal.  To think I had expected three or four - nil.  A fine result for the Baggies considering their inexperience of any kind of cup football.  Extra shooting practice for the Cherries is a distinct possibility.