Mon 19th October


I didn’t get to the E&S report on the Blackpool win as my attention was caught by one of those bizarre news stories. 

Apparently Robbie Keane has smashed his knee up whilst attempting to turn the TV over with his remote control. Now I have always tried to use my fingers with this miracle of technology but clearly they haven’t quite got to grips with them over in thickoville. 

The fact that the words wolves and control were used in the same paragraph must have had Bully in a sweat though. Apparently Stevie only ever has only one opportunity to change channel, his first touch is so poor that the remote runs away from him after that.