It turns out the weekend’s highlight wasn’t the Saddlers 3-0 win but the beating Wolfie got at Ashton Gate. The children’s story tells the tale of a wolf victimising those tasty little piglets with his bad breath. The 1990’s adult version however is better, much better.
Big bad and arrogant Wolfie tries to ruffle the piglets on the halfway line and suddenly the one piglet decides he isn’t having any of it and stands up to our bad-breathed gold & black-miester.
Wolfie then decides to push the piglet once more and the cute pink furry pig responds by smashing a left trotter onto Wolfie’s chin. A scuffle ensues and all parties are thrown out. On marching the furries through the tunnel City Cat escapes his escorting clutches and also sets about twatting the Wolf.
Fair play to the mascots who took no wolves crap and subsequently joined Baggie Bird on an ever growing list of fur covered Wolf asailants!
On a more football note, we play Shane Westley’s Lincoln City tomorrow night. I wonder if they will be similar to Bury, Colchester Northampton etc. Does a bear shit in the woods?