Why do Manchester City keep on winning? There’s a large shadow appearing over our promotion drive and it’s the boys in the luminous green away kit. I could understand if it was green with envy at the exploits of Fergie's lot, but not this green. Even the Incredible Hulk wasn’t as green as this monstrosity.
Perhaps the Football League could deduct points for a disgraceful attempt at being both fashionable and fluorescent. I’ve seen lollypop ladies better disguised than blokes in this abomination.
Back to the main question however - why must they keep on winning? Why wont they just drop a few points and politely fade out of an automatic promotion challenge? Please.