Thu 18th February

The ever decisive FA begin the new search for a national manager to replace the one they installed yesterday. Is the old piss up in a brewery or the tail wagging the dog the most appropriate comparison here?
 
Gregory tells Stanley, via the press obviously, to ignore all the crap in the papers and concentrate on playing football. OK, but who put all the crap in the papers in the first place? Yes, that’s what I thought.