Wed 24th March

Bristol City have recalled Colin Cramb at the end of his month with the mighty Reds so instead of plotting to get out of the second into the first he’ll be doing exactly the opposite.

Bristol City remember have a Swede called Benny as manager. The only other Benny’s I can recall are the hairy one out of ABBA and Benny from Crossroads. Either of these surely could have made a better fist of the Bristol City job though.

Big Ron offers John Gregory a swap deal that proposes Pierre Van Industrialaction move to Villa in direct exchange for the Ulrikakakakaka bashing stresshead. JG turns the offer down though. It has nothing to do with the fact that he doesn’t want to shift Collyless but more to do with the fact that the combined valuation of the deal comes to less than tuppence ha-penny and this fact would seriously damage the egos of many Vile fans.

A question - should today you be offered Andy Rammell, Stanley StressOut or Pierre VanHire which would you take? Exactly.